Sob was Orange

you're gonna have such a weird day

because you swallowed a cat by the name of Sob, and he was orange.

and the effects don't settle in until the very next day.

you'll climb out of bed,

and see all the fucks you don't give floating in your room

they will be wobbling in the air

like giant bubbly texts done in some mediocre way on windows Paint using the touchpad

"fuck 1"

"fuck 2"

and then you won't find the need to speak

with anyone you know, or think you do

they won't be deserving of your attention

you'll just offer your presence,

and do a battle cry midday,

shrieking, "yahhueeeey."